February 2012
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If I decide I’m staying in to save money for Magaluf, I immediately think “Might as well buy something off Ebay with the money I’ve saved” and end up saving no money for Magaluf
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Things I have never done
seen a Star Wars film
been to Nando’s
gone outside of Europe
gone to any country in the UK other than England
seen an Indiana Jones film
seen a Jurassic Park film
seen a James Bond film
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Finding it very hard to put up with Ana Lucia, she’s a fucking waste of air time
It is 1.20 in the a.m and I am about to watch my eighth episode of Lost since 5pm
borelord replied to your post: I can’t work out whether I prefer Kate & Sawyer or…
swayer
borelord replied to your post: I can’t work out whether I prefer Kate & Sawyer or…
and by that, I meant, sawyer
I don’t even have a reply to this, I just want everybody to see
I can’t work out whether I prefer Kate & Sawyer or Kate & Jack and it’s starting to fuck me off. I’m even indecisive about fictional romances, Jesus
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HAHAHAH I’m watching Season 2 of Lost and it’s showing what’s happened to Sawyer, Michael and Jin after their raft got blown up and literally for the past minute, they have been swimming about shouting each others’ names, it’s like that bit in Rocky Horror where it’s all just “JAneT!!” “bRAD!” etc, fucking creasing
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“I genuinely think the British music charts are a disgrace at the minute. I will save having a pop at the dubstep lot as, as much as it isn’t my bag, I get the creation process behind it, but the wave after fucking wave of insipid TV manufactured pop that has been polluting us all for the better part of a decade needs to be kicked into touch. It’s just too fucking easy for...
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“The last time we had shitty government, crap social and economic conditions and the streets were on fire, Punk came along and offered excitement and a vent to a pissed off generation. 2 years later, Opportunity Knocks’ (the X Factor of the time) ratings fell through the floor and got cancelled. Nothing like a good piece of history repeating itself eh? Lets make it happen…….”
I’m reading Tom from The Enemy’s blog and he says that they’re gonna tour soon and play the entire first album, some of the less shit ones from the second, and the good ones from the third and I can see me falling in love with them a bit again. Going back to my “I LIKE THE ENEMY N I AM RLY INDIE” roots, yes lads
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My dad asked why I abuse Alan Sugar on Twitter so I said “Because he types like a twat” and he asked what I meant and I said “He types like you text” and he claimed he didn’t know what I meant so I told him to check his outbox and the last sent text was to my sister and said “Ha ha ur an idiot luv u x”
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My mum was doing the washing up and my dad said “Leave that and let her do it” and my mum said “HER is our daughter and she is the only one with any brains around here” and my dad said “What about me??” and we both just looked at him
Also I was going to give up bread for lent but accidentally ate a ham sandwich
My phone is still broken and I want to kill Lola from Virgin Mobile ha ha x x
Today was poor and rainy, but Danny and I spent a two hour Psychology lesson trying to list every single American state (we only got 43) which was probably the most productive thing I’ve done in days. I also went to an “English Focus Group” and it really annoyed me because there was a girl there who...
Anonymous asked: top 7 frank turner songs?
Some say it’s rich of The Sun to complain about witch hunts, because it’s...
– Charlie Brooker, 10 O’Clock Live (via citys0ng)
I hope you’ve all downloaded The Enemy’s new single for free because it’s not shit like their second album, it’s shouty and ace like their first album
My mum was looking through those Roald Dahl books and said “All the artwork is shit, even the picture on the front cover. When you write a book, I’m going to do the front cover for you, ‘cause you’re not having shit like this”. Isn’t she just ace though
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Not really sure you can take the piss out of BANTER LADS and enjoy James Corden’s “humour”
Not really sure you can have ears and enjoy Florence + the Machine’s squawking
Not really sure you can think the BRIT Awards are in any way respectable when Ed Sheeran’s nominated for every fuckin’ one
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I’m sort of dreading Easter this year because I imagine it’ll be similar to the way I’ve spent the last 2 summers (i.e. wishing desperately that they’ll live up to summer ‘09, then being horribly disappointed when they don’t; and since last Easter was the best ever, I’m guessing it’ll be similar). It was just ace, I went 6 nights without sleeping in...
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The Enemy are bringing out a new song and the 14 year old inside me is really excited about this. I bloody loved them in about year 9; me and Alice went to see them and Tom gave us a cheeky grin and it was ace. Probably won’t be able to listen to it for the first play unfortunately ‘cause I cannot deal with Zane Lowe’s fucking bullshit. I tried to deal with these angry emotions...
My mum didn’t know how to change the starting bid on Ebay so has sold a £90 leather jacket on Ebay for 99p. She is currently wrapping it in her target wrapping paper (“And they’re getting my favourite fucking wrapping paper as well”) and moaning (“I hope they get scabies from it. Not that I have scabies. I did have it once; I caught it from you, you little...
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I had a horrific first day back at college and my phone is still broken and season 2 of Lost still hasn’t downloaded
Several hours into downloading Lost season 2 and it’s on 4.0% and I don’t think I can wait much longer!!!!! I am so excited
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I just got a conditional from Manchester Met which I can only assume is a direct result of the obvious lust between myself and my insanely attractive interviewer