March 2012
I can’t decide whether it’s bad or impressive that I now spend my time at college calculating how many episodes of Lost I could’ve watched in the time I spend in lesson or commuting
I think that if you’re taking part in tonight’s topic of debate on here (you know what I mean) then you should probably listen to 5 Bottles of Shampoo by The King Blues because it is fantastic and accurate
February 2012
Today’s been alright because my bag came and it’s cute, but my phone’s still not fixed and I had a slight spat (if the description of spat is calling someone an “inept idiot”) with Pete from Virgin Mobile when he rang me to say so. Well excited for Slam Dunk after the announcements today, Motion City Soundtrack and Lower than Atlantis and Say Anything and Hit the...
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thug-lyf replied to your post: thug-lyf replied to your post: Are Kaiser Chiefs…
everyday i love you less and less leonnie :-(
I’d carry on but my Kaiser Chiefs knowledge isn’t extensive enough (unless calling you Ruby instead of Robbie counts as an hilarious pun) (but I don’t think it does) (what happened to Peep Show day)
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thug-lyf replied to your post: Are Kaiser Chiefs still a thing? If so, why?
kaiser chiefs don’t deserve any less than having a 2hr headlining slot for their services to music
Bet that’d be a RIOT
Are Kaiser Chiefs still a thing?
If so, why?
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PS. When there is a bomb, the police aren’t allowed to go into the building, so instead they made all the heads of department go in and check all the rooms in college for bombs, which is stupid because I’m pretty sure that when you learn to be a teacher, you don’t also learn what a bomb looks like or where it is likely to be hidden
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mouldymushrooms replied to your photo: This is my sister’s boyfriend. He’s an electrician…
this guy looks like has ‘killing’ or ‘crushing people with my pinky’ as his Facebook Activities.
Just checked for you. Unfortunately they’re missing, but can I interest you in ”Marston Chicken”, or perhaps “Putting quality banter before your friends feelings”??
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borelord replied to your post: “I saw your dad the other day” “You probably…
I prefer swayer and kate
#1 reason I miss my phone: gems like this
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“I saw your dad the other day” “You probably didn’t because he died two years ago” “Oh God sorry, I meant your step-dad” “Well, he died three months ago so you probably didn’t see him either” - An actual conversation I witnessed today
I am now on season 3 of Lost and I definitely prefer Sawyer & Kate to Jack & Kate, and Benjamin...
My sister went to our old house today and the window has been fixed from the time Jarrod, Jordan, Alice & I got drunk in the garden and I had a mental breakdown and broke in, so I’ll probably never get to go again. It’s a shame because it is the best house in the whole wide world. It was underneath a library for God’s sake, ah man
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Finished season 2 of Lost and I hate Michael but at least now I won’t have to listen to “They took my son!!” or aimless shouts of “Walt!!!!” ‘cause the fuckin’ Judas has got him back. But I really like Desmond and how cute is it that Penny’s been looking for him the whole time!!!! But it’s also bad because Penny = “not Penny’s...
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Made Blogspot again →
My tattoo is so itchy and it’s making me want to die
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Anonymous asked: alice cooper, hahaha thats amazing
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lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
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My dad saw an advert for Victorious on Nickelodeon and said it looked shit so I set it to record the series to annoy him and it’s recorded nine episodes in 2 days. He called me a “fucking cunt” so I kicked him and he dropped his Mars bar. #BANTZ
PS. Alice came round and I now have a bracelet saying her name and she has one saying mine, aren’t we just the cutest
PPS....
I am watching Lost (do I ever do anything else these days) and the subtitles from Korean to English for a Sun/Jin scene were meant to say “Your husband” but they said “You’re husband” and I had to turn that episode off
beirutmoon:
People that make “jokes” about women and how they’re only useful for sandwiches
Oh yeah that’s so hilarious, think of that all by yourself did you? Oh no wait, of course you didn’t, because it’s been said a million times before and is just another syptom of a society that routinely oppresses and demeans the female gender
But hey, you started the joke by saying “I’m not sexist but…”...
“The only people who don’t want sex are sick, dead, or lying”
– Dr. House (via bombaybicycleclunge)
Aw man, festival fever’s starting to hit and I’m getting really sad at the prospect of not sleeping in a field with idiots for 3+ days this Summer. Slam Dunk’ll be a good day but it’s only a day and I have a feeling the Leeds line-up will be aaace. Ah well, Magaluf I s’pose
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We are seaweed, We are coral, We’re a dirty broken bottle We are fattest couple washed up on the dune
We are seagull, We are surf, We are bluest sea on earth We are beautiful but somehow we’re marooned
We are poem, We are song, We are film four hours long We’re every line that Frank Sinatra crooned
We are Presley, We’re Cobain, We’re half sober, half insane...
Anonymous asked: You seem really cool, respect
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If I decide I’m staying in to save money for Magaluf, I immediately think “Might as well buy something off Ebay with the money I’ve saved” and end up saving no money for Magaluf
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Things I have never done
seen a Star Wars film
been to Nando’s
gone outside of Europe
gone to any country in the UK other than England
seen an Indiana Jones film
seen a Jurassic Park film
seen a James Bond film
